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Jul. 9th, 2010 | 07:58 am
posted by: violensi in badfic_parodies

Hey LOTR fans!

For those in search of some bad fic, crack fic, parodies, and okay - some really great fic too..

JOIN themiddleearth!

And say that I sent you :D

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M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! 4/4

Feb. 1st, 2007 | 04:31 pm
location: Lancaster, OH
mood: geeky
posted by: pica_scribit in badfic_parodies

Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Four - The D.T.U.C.
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG-13 for sexual references, language and some violence
Word Count: 10168 (complete!)
Genre: parody, fandom mock
Characters: Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Maggie Lewis (OC), Marvola Elfynchyld (OC), Peter, Dumbledore, Special Agent Sam "Boggart" Humphries (OC)
Pairing(s): Remus/Maggie, Remus/Marvola, Peter/Madeleine
Synopsis: Maggie and Madeleine each try to get rid of the new girl at Hogwarts in their own way.
Timeline: September 1974
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me. Some of Agent Humphries' dialogue comes from the film The Maltese Falcon.
Author's Notes: The previous chapters now also include footnotes, which you may wish to backtrack and read, if you have not already. I would like to thank eskimosatan for allowing me to use the concept of the D.T.U.C. in my story. This chapter is dedicated to the memory of Humphry Bogart, a brilliant actor, who passed away fifty years and a couple of weeks ago. Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies. My other stories can be found here.

[Part One] [Part Two] [Part Three]

(Part Four - The D.T.U.C.)

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M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Three

Jan. 23rd, 2007 | 09:42 pm
location: Lancaster, OH
mood: geeky
posted by: pica_scribit in badfic_parodies

Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Three: Glamour
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG for some language
Warnings: Chatspeak, abusive punctuation, pairings of characters who hate one another, excessive magical ability, textbook description of a 'Sue
Word Count: 1942
Genre: Crackfic, Fandom parody
Characters: Maggie (OC), Madeleine (OC), Marvola (OC), Peter, Remus, Sirius, James, Lily
Pairing(s): Remus/OC, Remus/'Sue OC, Peter/OC, James/Lily
Synopsis: Madeleine and Maggie scour the Hogwarts library looking for something that will help them in their battle against the too-perfect, thoroughly annoying new girl.
Timeline: September, Marauders' 5th year
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Don't sue me, please.
Author's Note: Parts One and Two can be found on my webpage. Feedback is my drug of choice. Please let me know if this gave you a giggle. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies.


(Glamour)

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M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! (Parts One & Two)

Jan. 23rd, 2007 | 02:51 am
location: Lancaster, OH
mood: geeky
posted by: pica_scribit in badfic_parodies

Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! (parts one & two of four)
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG for allusion to sex and some language
Warnings: Chatspeak, anachronism, abusive punctuation, broken dress code, nauseating descriptions, gratuitous misspelling of "Voldemort", painful exposition, excessive magical ability, Sorting Hat's 'Sue song
Word Count: 3671 (so far)
Genre: Crackfic, Fandom parody
Characters: Maggie Lewis (OC), Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Louisa (OC), Marvola Elfynchyld (OC), Hagrid, McGonagall, Remus, Sirius, James, Peter
Pairing(s): Remus/OC, Remus/'Sue OC, Peter/OC
Synopsis: A new girl arrives at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is.
Timeline: 1974
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Don't sue me, please.
Author's Note: Feedback is my drug of choice. Please let me know if this gave you a giggle. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies. This story is dedicated to babb_chronicles and all its giggle-inducing, inspirational badfic quotations.


(Perfectly Pointless Prologue) (optional)
(Marvola)

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Journals of the Fellowship

Oct. 22nd, 2005 | 08:44 pm
posted by: silverhill in badfic_parodies

Today would have been kielle's 33rd birthday (a very important milestone for hobbits). In her honor and memory, I am posting her great LotR Sue parody (which I had posted on badficparodies many months ago).

Title: Nine Men And A Little Lady
Author: Kielle (kielle)
Fandom: Lord of the Rings

Concept: Journals "whisper of a terrible evil, an insidious canker mysteriously expunged from the myth. Whispers of a Tenth Walker."
Canon Elements: Elrond, Bill the Pony, the Fellowship
Original Elements: the Sue, referred to by a variety of epithets

Why It's Good: The journal format is fun. As a narrative device, it's sometimes overdone. But it works really well here. And the Fellowship's reactions show that a Sue is more likely to cause confusion than romance.

Sample:

From Aragorn's Journal...Collapse )

A poem from Sam's JournalCollapse )

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Miss Sue

Aug. 24th, 2005 | 01:28 pm
posted by: ameyrathse in badfic_parodies

Title: Miss Sue
Author: Kevin 3
Fandom: Harry Potter


Concept: The new headmistress of Hogwarts finds out how Voldemort is to be defeated : it can only be done with the help of the Greatest Mary Sue.
Canon Elements: Don't know, never read the books and saw only 2 movies.
Original Elements: The sues have a plot point other than their own. The characters are aware they are in a story. Harry and Draco get locked up to be safe from the sues.

Why It's Good: It shows a great display of the aura of smooth and it's effects on canon characters.

Sample: Ron's wordsCollapse )

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Aug. 25th, 2005 | 11:30 am
mood: hopefulhopeful
posted by: kezya in badfic_parodies

I was directed here by silverhill - thanks!

I'd like to pimp my own parody, inspired by ameyrathse over at Deleterius.

Title: Like Mother, Unlike Daughter
Fandom: Harry Potter

Concept: Behind every Mary Sue there is someone who loves her. In most cases, it's her author. It the case of Charity Clarke, it's her eleven-year-old daughter Hope, who has to do all in her power to prevent Mum from returning to the trap of Mary-Sueism.
Canon Elements: It takes place during the Christmas holidays in Harry's third year. Harry and Sirius are mentioned.
Original Elements: Charity attempts to seduce Snape and boasts 'Pyromagus skills'.

Why It's Good: Well... I hope you tell me ;)

Sample: Read more...Collapse )

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Aug. 18th, 2005 | 10:15 pm
mood: anxiousanxious
music: Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd
posted by: katydidnot in badfic_parodies

Hi everybody! Yeah, I'm here to pimp my own story.

silky lips

It's really not much of a parody now, to tell you the truth, just plain badfic. I'm starting small to try to get fangirls to bite. The basic plot is this: Lilac Purity Bonita (Ha!) comes to Hogwarts, Draco falls for her in the most unconvincing way possible, they go on dates...

AND THEN! Draco lures her to the Astronomy Tower and brutally murders her. It's revealed she's been taking potions to make her pretty and Draco's only been with her to kill her for Voldemort. At some point, I may have Hermione cast a spell that fixes the grammar. (what would that be, anyway?)

So far, Draco has tried to kill her subtley, she's angsted, had a slumber party, and is just beginning to explore her emo side.

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Aug. 16th, 2005 | 10:18 pm
mood: accomplished
posted by: schnouzi in badfic_parodies

I'm not exactly recommending this, as it's my story, but I'd like criticism on my Sue!Hunting story. I've only completed two chapters so far. I couldn't find a community for sue-hunters, so I found this, and uh, yeah. Thanks. =D I enjoy reading Sue parodies. I'll make one of my own after finishing my current story.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/848669/

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